Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

being a joey

Complaining constantly overthinking and complaining about everything.

I don't know if I should text her...
Stop being a Joey.

by Thatperson22 May 7, 2016

meinen joey

a right old goose-mouth who is a big old media center and HURRY MEINEN JOEY! I NEED MORE ROOM TO FIGHT! also vice-versa as me.....sheesh

that chappy right there

by meinen joey April 7, 2004

joey escamilla

a pepperoni faced fat ass who needs to get a life and grow some balls. but yet he should go on a diet

whale joey escamilla

by quinten castro October 18, 2008

skinny joey

one who drinks 40's in backs of cars and can't find a job. his hobby's include playing yu-gi-oh at the mall with 5 year olds and riverdancing in his underwear while sniffing his own poop.

MAN: "hey, why won't that rock move?" OTHER MAN: "oh don't worry, that's just a skinny joey."

by anti-bobbagadoosh July 11, 2003

Joey Meyer

Brother of Sammy Meyer. A complete and total boss. In other words, a champion.

kid 1- "Dude that kid is awesome!"
kid 2- "Yeah he must be a Joey Meyer."

by davoi sims October 23, 2011

joey tan

Shes a bitch and a liar,a fake friend,uses you,betrayer....overall a hoe ass bitch

"Omg i have a fake friend and i just found out"
"That is DEFF a Joey tan"

by Xmmm October 8, 2020