uncle jesse

Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself

I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.


Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!

by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 4, 2003

dirty jess

A dirty Jessie is a act where a person pisses in someone's mouth whilst that someone has previously had multiple laxatives thus creating a hot running mess of shit that a lucky recipient starts to eat.

This is also commonly know as the "in one, out the other trick"

My friend and i are heading down to the toilets to do a dirty Jessie, would you like to join in?

by Dirtydogxoxo February 11, 2019

Jesse Cox

A fat American gamer who used to be an inner city history teacher, but now makes videos on YouTube and is part of the Polaris network.

Person 1: I didn't know Jesse Cox was on the Co-optional podcast!
Person 2: You must be blind and retarded.

by A person who is also people June 3, 2014

Jesse McCartney

A singer/actor/ex-boyband member of Dream Street who sings like a chipmunk and still manages to be unbelievably popular. Rather lame when he sings, but is o-kay in Summerland, a newer show on The WB, that focuses, basically, on his character Bradin.

If I hear Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" or "She's No You" I'm going to hurt someone.

by Kiss_of_Death July 21, 2008

Lil Jess

It's a name of a famous singer whose surname is Crawford.

"Hello Lil Jess"
"Goodbye Lil Jess"

by Anoymouse October 9, 2006

Jesse Pfeifer

Fukboi Fagget

>Hey i heard that guy just cheated on an amazing girl with a chick that looks like a rat.
>Wow, wat a Jesse Pfeifer

by GoodGuy Will March 30, 2015

jesse mcCartney

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!

by Morreh October 5, 2006