Jeff

Someone who think he is the best
Really annoying and play games in school
Never do homework, and always get bad report card

Guy1: Hey that guy is weird
Guy2: he is like Jeff

by goooooooooooooooooo February 22, 2023

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025

Jeff

Jeff has a big cock and big dick energy that is often mistaken for cockiness but is really self confidence. He is sweet charming loving very affectionate very hyper sexual and loves being playful romantic and a lil kinky. Jeff is a good boyfriend who opens doors for you, always text back, is loyal and thoughtful, protective but not jealous, and loves making you feel special. He is the best best friend to his girl and his homies but be aware homie, Jeff doesn't believe in bro code. A spade is a spade and a fuckboi is a fuckboi.

Jeff took me to dinner and I felt like the only girl in the room! He brought me roses and was a gentleman until he closed my bedroom door. I love Jeff!

by El Diablo the Sweet November 25, 2021

Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.

Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.

by reputable_realist December 8, 2024

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

Jeff Ng

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng

Bro she's only 16. Stop being a Jeff Ng

by honest6969 March 11, 2023