Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.
Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!
by BuffaloBen15 March 03, 2019
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Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017
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Jason Xu

Jason Xu is Chinese and he was born in Henan Zhengzhou China. He also an Artist, photographer, journalist, tattoo designer, videographer
Jason Xu is An artist
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jason roy

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.
by Silverio Cadiao November 22, 2016
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Jason Yohana

Poopoo face. Has a crush on a girl named Marsha. Is Frederick Sakr's dad.
Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟
by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019
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Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 06, 2022
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Jason Mraz

Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.
Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician

Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?

Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again
by Fapalicious December 20, 2017
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