Jared McCain

The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.

"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."

by Beact December 3, 2024

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

Jared

A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator

Is your name Jared cause you look like one?

by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023

Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.

He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏 May 7, 2024

Jared

A guy who likes daisy

Damn Jared likes daisy

by Eeqwsfew November 4, 2021

Jared

The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.

Stop being a Jared.

by NickyRen October 18, 2022

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024