May Jailer

May Jailer is the name Lizzy Grant named herself before choosing the actual name Lana Del Rey. By this name, she also recorded "her first album" named Sirens who is played on acoustic guitar.

-"May Jailer is my favorite singer !"

-"Who's May ?"
-"It's of course, Lana Del Rey !"

by elisabethshark April 1, 2023

Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.

A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'

by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 9, 2024

National Send Jaiden Nudes Day

On December 5th (Jaiden’s birthday) females from all around the globe send Jaiden their nudes. This includes pussy, ass, AND titties. We celebrate this day so we can really take the time to appreciate Jaiden’s greatness.

💁🏾 ♀️: Did you know it’s national send jaiden nudes day?

💁🏽 ♀️: omg i totally forgot let me send him a squirting vid rn

by jaidenn- August 30, 2023