Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Junky Munky

A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.

The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.

by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Yeah totally dawg.

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Jibber Jabber Junkie

Slang term for "sheep" during the C19 pandemic ;
Also referring to irrational individuals that refuse to do any research before injecting an unknown substance into their bodies.

"Hard core addicts ain't got nothing on the those Jibber Jabber Junkies"
Wearing mask all alone "this is like my 8th booster"
"Those who got the jib jab might as well be junkie's"

by Common_Sense_wins19 April 9, 2024

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Junkie

Larry Moore

Shoots Methamphetamine and cocaine, hides it from most while pretending to be sober to the rest of the world.

Also smokes heroin

How can that junkie be so fat and smelly

by Audrina loves ya December 9, 2019

Sauce Junkie

Someone who puts a mountain of sauce on their plate when they only ever end up using a very small amount of it.

"Did you see how much sauce Marc put on his fry up? What a sauce junkie"

by GGEE December 18, 2012