jon liam

a complete and utter buffoon - we know who you are, jomosome

Yeah! jon liam IS an idiot! too bad he has a nice voice

by jon liam hater September 29, 2020

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022

JON

he is a ranga

"do you know jon?"
"he he that ranga"
"ya, thats him."

by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025