Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 27, 2016

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.

She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…

by Mik3Leo November 11, 2021

ski tickets

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff

Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow

by punxneedpie January 27, 2018

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 September 01, 2015

on-sand water skiing

Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

by Litnfit April 29, 2024

Ski-uppity

State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.

Creede is an old mountain town and not all ski-uppity

by Mdfrd June 28, 2013

Green Skies

Green Skies is an Idiomatic expression which means Happiness, Euphoria. It was discovered in a song by Five O' Clock titled Green Skies.

I got the job! I see Green Skies.

by Blexszn September 06, 2022