by amac! October 20, 2010
Get the meat skimug. Like truck slut, but on the water. Doesn't actually own a jetski, just gets sloppy drunk on the lake and will put out if you give her a ride on your jetski.
by Dingo65 March 6, 2021
Get the Ski Skankmug. Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7
Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes
Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
by Night jackfruit July 5, 2021
Get the Skiingmug. Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
by asktheladiez October 10, 2022
Get the Ski Sexymug. The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 2, 2019
Get the Cross-country skiingmug. a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
Get the Ski Goblinmug. When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.
Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.
Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.
by Tanus July 11, 2022
Get the Skimug.