You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

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Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

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Hooker House

a house full of women and men, most of the men were granted with the name of Timothy.

Where are you going?

to a hooker house! i could use some timmy

Timothy

by alittlebitemo April 22, 2020

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Hooker

1. A position in Rugby League. The player usually wears #9 (British)

2. Low budget street Prostitute or Sex Worker (American)

Alexis got injured last night. We are going to need a new Hooker boys

by MonkeyMagic83 November 24, 2025

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Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.

verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.

by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014

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