A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
Get the You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick hermug. What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
by zacon November 29, 2003
Get the Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.mug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Hooker In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.
by bigagr January 11, 2012
Get the hookeringmug. A prostitute waiting on the side of he road to get picked up by someone in a nice car that wants to have sex
by Melisa may November 4, 2017
Get the Hookermug. Someone who cons multiple people who care about them into “lending” them small amounts of money for created emergencies. They receive the money from as many people that will fall for it and not only use it for other things but never pay it back.
So I sent Danny money when he said he had a flat tire, when he need gas, even money to put on his bros books while he was locked up and he spent it on some bullshit. Then I found out he did the same thing from a bunch of other people. Damn, I feel like I was hustled by a Snapchat Hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021
Get the Snapchat hookermug. The be a hooker. The oldest profession.
by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014
Get the Hookeringmug.