A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
Get the You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick hermug. What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
by zacon November 29, 2003
Get the Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.mug. by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015
Get the hooker beadsmug. Holly hooker is a funny person loves to be out the house meeting new friends and smoking weed also She gets the pick of the boys but usually picks a name beginning with D or K
by Kylesst December 10, 2017
Get the Holly hookermug. by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021
Get the Hooker housemug. When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn
by Brogantac July 6, 2019
Get the Hooker rindsmug. by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022
Get the hookermug.