by Ann Onomise March 16, 2003
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A white male, who would rather have sex with their own truck then their prostitute girlfriend. Truck homos will usually be seen in a pearl snap shirt, denim wranglers with a ring pressed out of the back pocket from their dip, and over-priced boots. The most common autmobile of a truck homo will be, an F-450, Super Duty, Extended-cab, Texas-Edition, with exhaust pipes that come over the roof, a 35'' lift kit, tires with tread as deep as their love for marijuana and that costs more than the rent on their mobile home costs in a year, and have no respect for other drivers. You will often times see truck homos parked in multiple parking spots, due to the fact that their trucks are much too big for their own good. Most truck homos will partake in gratuitous amounts of butt sex many times a day.
by SUV Hetero May 05, 2011
Usually a giant homosexual from Minnesota with a really fruity beard and propensity to stick his tiny penis into various men's butt holes.
by Dick Doctor, MD June 26, 2008
by hessianmike@aol.com December 15, 2003
Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
by Sniggalips September 11, 2006
A bit like Hetero-Flexible but Homo-flexible is when one is homosexual, but would comsider doing something with the other sex. This mostly excludes dating the other person, because if you did it would make you BiSexual.
Thomas really likes guys, he knows hes not straight, but Katie is quite appealing to him. He'd consider her as a hookup, nothing more.
This would make Thomas Homo-flexible
This would make Thomas Homo-flexible
by xEndless June 06, 2007