stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator June 17, 2007
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Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off
Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 26, 2018
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Trog Hand

the only defense against a trog that is after you.
oh my god thanks for the trog hand dude it saved my life!
by unhappyman12 March 12, 2010
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dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff
OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please
by never99 February 03, 2021
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hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 15, 2008
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Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy
Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess
by The Trippy Queen June 01, 2010
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worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after
Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!
by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017
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