Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

boi hand

Where someone is doing something fucking weird and then you boi hand them and shout boi at the top of your voice. "Boi hand" Dedoid said. boi

*Someone says something stupid* *Boi hands them* " Boi hand" Dedoid said.

by Boi hand April 21, 2018

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

old hand

When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!

by shxdofrost March 10, 2021

Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.

The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.

by Author's ashes February 1, 2017

doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.

"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."

by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018