Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 25, 2018
Get the Hand Spammermug. A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
by Nigaliga March 12, 2014
Get the Hand Controllermug. Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the Fap Handedmug. Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator July 15, 2007
Get the stabbing the handmug. The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.
Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.
by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023
Get the Nun Handmug. When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.
Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."
2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 5, 2011
Get the sub handsmug. The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.
by Goldleader February 21, 2008
Get the hand-shuttlemug.