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Hockey

Hockey is a sport for white rich males
by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022
mugGet the Hockeymug.

dental hockey

Another term for a blow job. You know, third base, knob gobble, skull fuck, smoke pole, playing the ol' skin flute.. etc
"Want me to play dental hockey on yo man meat? $50."
by pjames6 October 5, 2016
mugGet the dental hockeymug.

Keegan Hockey

So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.
by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019
mugGet the Keegan Hockeymug.

Hockey

The best sport ever invented which is played on ice where the goal it to shoot a small black puck into a net. (Extremely hard to do, but very fun. Also it's really cool to watch)
Normal person: Hey what's better than hockey?
Sane person: *silence"
by Mixtum June 15, 2023
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Field Hockey

I Play Field Hockey On Mondays...
by Potter.Fan1234 August 7, 2021
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hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
mugGet the hockey hoemug.

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
by cmglzr February 22, 2023
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