hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Cheese Hand

The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.

I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.

by R3J3CT & UG April 10, 2009

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

by Nigaliga March 12, 2014

Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off

Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.

by baleful_phoenix August 25, 2018