A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).
(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
Get the concert girlfriendmug. For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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by BioMenace December 9, 2008
Get the girlfriend buttonmug. a supportive girlfriend is someone who tells their partner what they mean by they say their partner is a dork
by soggymilkshakes10000 April 21, 2023
Get the supportive girlfriendmug. "have you seen rin? i heard she's mingi's girlfriend."
"oh yea, those two have been dating for months"
"oh yea, those two have been dating for months"
by lolamiami March 20, 2021
Get the mingi's girlfriendmug. The most beautiful, cute, funny, understanding girlfriend ever, who's different from the rest, and makes you want to kill guys for her🙂, she is in fact already your wife, she's the definition of perfect
by Mstr_spngebob August 9, 2019
Get the Perfect girlfriendmug. A girl that will always love you and be by your side, until she's by some other guy's side about 2 weeks after you leave for Iraq or Afghanistan.
by motivationKILL November 4, 2009
Get the Marine girlfriendmug. wild and crazy and out of control girl who doesnt behave on the phone with a camara. but keeps it g rated.
as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.
by megannngieeee August 11, 2009
Get the rubens girlfriendmug.