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Laptop Gangster 

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.
Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.
Laptop Gangster by burkons October 14, 2008

Dropping a Gangster 

Taking a humongous shit.

Sometimes to Vanilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby
"Dude, he's been in there Dropping a Gangster for 30 minutes now."

Gangster 

To me, gangsters are people who think they're depressed, when they have no clue how depressing some people are.

People who are "poor" but can afford $100+ shoes, and chains.

They kill for fun.

Who discriminate against white people, when orginally we are all of the same race.

People who beat up Emos, and Goths.

People who think that they're unlucky because they're poor.
(I know that's not true because they're parents actually care about them.)

People who want to be rich, but really don't know that there is not one pro to being rich.

Girls who hate loners.

IT'S JUST ANOTHER STEROTYPE!
Gangsters are just another sterotype.
Gangster by deamonmetal666 June 24, 2008

gangster-mobile 

gangster-mobile by btharabth November 18, 2004

Gangster 

The 2008 Specialized Langster "Chicago" bicycle.
Dude, my Gangster is sweeeeeet! I love singlespeed riding in the city!
Gangster by Lianas December 22, 2008

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.
I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.
pastey gangster by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007