Gabriel Stachowiak

The only man who can hit the Griddy in real life

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Gabriel Stachowiak?
Guy 2: THE GUY WHO HIT THE GRIDDY IN REAL LIFE!?

by Iggy07 September 29, 2023

Gabriele

Gabriele is a super well-hung guy, with a 69 meters long cock, instant squirt.

Deepthroat is magnific with him, 69 meters down your throat.

"Today I just got raped by Gabriele's 69 meters cock"

by rexurection November 25, 2021

Gabriel

Some moron who gets yelled at by teachers and does stupid shit to impress people.

His name is Gabriel.

by ShiizeN November 25, 2021

Gabriel

Probably someone who knows their memes and can take a punch.
Definitely likes blondes but is attracted to A names.

Most likely a Pisces.

Gabriel is a fun person to be around

by Doulikefood? November 27, 2021

Gabrielle Holbrook

The sun that shines on my face in the comfort of a blistering winter day, the fuel to keep my heart beating, the warmth of hot cocoa in my hands after playing in the snow, the feeling of rain drops pattering on my skin, the light of my life.

Elle, you have impacted me through ways you don’t even know about. My love for you grows as frequently as the cells in my body reconstruct. -Grace

Boy: what do you mean when you say you have the feeling of Gabrielle Holbrook

Girl: I mean that I will never grow tired of saying “I love you”

by [e-mail] November 28, 2021

gabriel isaiah

gabriel isaiah is the cutest lil baby in the whole world. he is typically purple and small and looks a lot like baby thanos. he looks like hes plastic (probably because he is) and brings a maternal feeling to anyone who sees him. also jazzy annes baby boy that she chucked in the lake

person one: "omg is that girl holding gabriel isaiah? hes the cutest baby ever!"
Person two:" ya i agree but it looks like hes had plastic surgery"

by Burnt t04st December 1, 2021

Gabriel

Amazing man. Very stupid though. Always talks about strangers. Isn't over his slutty bitch ass ex Isabelle. Has a tiny dick though but kisses really well.

That man is a Gabriel.

Damn, you really pulled a Gabriel.

by BoomCrapLungs December 4, 2021