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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” ITS JUST A “FUCK ME THONG”
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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Fuck me off

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .
by CurvaceousGorilla June 5, 2021
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Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
by sodiesoda November 23, 2021
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fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'
Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.
by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022
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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018
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fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
by arkenbarben September 23, 2020
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