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Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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fuck me truck

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!
by Locaust April 9, 2021
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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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Fuck me in the ass

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"๐—ง ๐—› ๐—ข ๐—ง ๐—— ๐—˜ ๐—ง ๐—˜ ๐—– ๐—ง ๐—˜ ๐——"
by MrCubite December 2, 2019
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Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.
1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
by SKULLION ๐Ÿ’€ April 17, 2022
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Fuck Me Syndrome

A highly contagious disease that Infects the young minds of adolescent and teenager Demographic. This disease is Known For causing Even the most responsible to fall for the male/or females siren song even being known to destroy 4.0 gpa teens lives. Infected people with this disease have very likeable and attractive traits like curly hair or Orange hair, a height of 5.4 feet or more, and very obvious signs of beauty and looks
That girl Audrey has Fuck me syndrome, i just can't keep my eyes off of her
by gyubo araka July 30, 2020
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Fuck me

Me: -Fuck me!
You: -Hell yeah!!
by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021
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