Flopportunity

A proposal with potential for failure on a grand scale.

Did Jason ask you to invest in his imitation hummus business? It sounded like like the flopportunity of a lifetime.

by Tfitzg October 18, 2013

Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

flippy enamel camel cunt juice

the juice of itch a disgusting usually homless crack addict dumbs her undueched twat syrup on a pile of stones as if she was marking her territory

oh gross shes spreading her flippy enamel camel cunt juice on bobs rocks

by hepititus c June 26, 2016

flappy sack

A place at which your testicles used to be

Your right he doesn't have balls, it's just a flappy sack!!

by C Mac April 26, 2017

flappy dunk

Adj. when you have a half boner and stick it in anyways

Things that can cause flappy dunk: excessive alcohol, non-attractive partner, mood-killing conversation, general inadequacy, among other. Please see your doctor if this happens too often.

Bro: "So how was your night? Did you get it in?"
You: "Yeah..but it was a flappy dunk, too much beer last night"

by Anthonyguy July 30, 2017

Flippydip

A word used in replacement of "F*ck" when in the presence of important/formal company.

Also, anyone who uses it, is instantly the sexiest man/woman in the world.

"What the flippydips! Why would you spill milk on my favourite sweater?"

by #respektwomen June 1, 2018

floopydoopy

The word you would use when you feel overwhelmingly silly or weird.

I didn’t care what they thought, I am naturally floopydoopy. Deal with it.

by Lookatmycoolsocks December 16, 2018