Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
by destillat July 5, 2006
Get the Engineer mug.A clever device used with the internet, usually used by school-aged children for reports, etc. Unfortunetly, there are downsides to this information mecca. Most results include pornography, which really should not be seen by school aged children. Sites include Google, Ask Jeeves, and AltaVista.
Little Bobby: Mr. Teacher, I typed in the search engine "Horny Frog" and I got all this stuff...does this have to do with the horny frog?
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004
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An acquaintance who makes it possible for 420 to take place. Either being a 'middle-man' in the hook-up or building the actual spliff themselves.
by onelove boris January 11, 2007
Get the 420 engineer mug.South Elgin High School is a school in the district of u-46 in illinois.
South Elgin High School would rank 2nd best in the district following after Bartlett High school.
It's the youngest school in the district and includes the Beacon Academy.
I honestly think this is a pretty good school, compared to Elgin,Streamwood, and Larkin.
This school is honestly really really goood,(:
South Elgin High School would rank 2nd best in the district following after Bartlett High school.
It's the youngest school in the district and includes the Beacon Academy.
I honestly think this is a pretty good school, compared to Elgin,Streamwood, and Larkin.
This school is honestly really really goood,(:
Guy : Hey what high school do you go to?
Girl : South Elgin High School
Guy : Aww lucky! I have to be stuck in sucky streamwood
Girl : South Elgin High School
Guy : Aww lucky! I have to be stuck in sucky streamwood
by some random person yeah December 6, 2009
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Get the Edwin mug.A city that is always stereotyped. Where the kids are seen as 'snotty', even though 2% of the high school's make-up fall under such a category. A high school that was in Sports Illustrated’s top athletic schools in the nation, is academically considered top in Minnesota, and where 96% of the graduating class attends a 4 year college because of their knowledge, not money. Where kids can laugh about the stereotypes because of the city's reputation, but not about their personal experience. A city, contrary to popular belief, voted liberal in the 2004 presidential election. A place that challenges condemners to visit, and then make an educated judgment.
Wayzata Jock #1: God! Edina is just a bunch of preppy white rich kids!
Wayzata Jock #2: Yeah! AND they beat us in football!
(True story. I'll tell you some time.)
Wayzata Jock #2: Yeah! AND they beat us in football!
(True story. I'll tell you some time.)
by EHS Student May 23, 2006
Get the Edina mug.A cute as fuck... Can be fat as fuck but still looks good and the girls also love him... Don't recommend him since he gets a lot of hoes🤐
Edwin - cute guy
by Fatmonkey13 March 13, 2020
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