kiss the lamb between the ears

It means when you ask someone to suck your dick. (Take out your pockets and those are the ears, then between is your dick)

Hey girl wanna kiss the lamb between the ears?

by fsggdfgf December 31, 2015

Slap little johnny behind the ears

A term for having sex

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.

by Clyde W December 10, 2018

biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth

and thats john!

john is the biggest ugly dumb asshole on the earth agree with me pls

by super chad March 15, 2022

Journey to the center of the earth

When a man digs down to his pant's pocket in the hopes of masturbating though the hole

"I caught Jeremy taking a Journey to the center of the earth"

by Mr.Twizzy May 2, 2022

Earth

The 3rd planet in oour solar system, approximately 93 million miles from the Sun. It has one moon, called the Moon (real original), and its surface is over 70% water. There are 7 landmasses on the surface: N. America, S. America, Europe, Asia, Australia, and Antarctica.

The dominant species is the human. We spend half of our money trying to teach people and cure diseases, and the other half trying to find ways to kill other people (i.e. napalm, shotguns, TNT, machine guns, howitzers, thermonuclear weapons, etc.) The planet is plagged by a terrible affliction called AIDS, which is the result of HIV. No matter what, it started with someone having unprotected sex or someone sharing a dirty syringe. Or a man being bit by a monkey (I hope to God that monkey is burning in hell now).

Welcome to Earth, located in the heartland of the Milky Way galaxy.

Population: approx. 6 billion

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

by we found a problem October 23, 2007

earthling

Its what Ville Valo always speak

Greetings O Earthlings...take care, sweethearts

by theteh February 7, 2004