The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
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A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.
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It's a virtual Sodom and Gomorrah.
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