John Diego

someone who should be kicked from the group chat at all costs.

Oh my god! John diego is so annoying!!!

by Jayman dogo September 18, 2020

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A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.

"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."

by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023

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A handsome boy who can snatch ur bitch real quick and also famouse for his 18 inch Wang!!!

Oh yes harder Diego

by Daplayer68338 January 29, 2017

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Diego is the best gaylord (goodway) of the word. He is very nice and beautyful.
His interests are Sport and nice girls.

Everyone wants to be Diego.

by Splash_cash_ January 3, 2017

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A kind, beautiful girl with short hair who only speaks Spanish and keeps calling a guy that´s a bit younger than her who only speaks English ¨cute,¨ ¨beautiful,¨ etc. The guy isn´t sure if she likes him or not, but they´re teaching eachother their native languages.
She likes Harry Potter.

¨I met this girl, her name´s Diego. I kinda like her and I can´t tell if she likes me or not!! Please help, bro!!¨

by GalvanisticYoungInhuman November 18, 2024

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