A Jezz Dykes is a far from tame mini beast! To be jezz dyked you would have had to endure hours of abuse at a personal level. You may not come out alive and you will certainly feel your feet hit the floor after being dragged back down with verbal abuse to the real world. Females are of the lowest to such beast and will be treated like a whoppy cushion.

Right that’s it! I’ve had enough of that jumped up little shirt lifter Mitch! Get him to Jezz to be educated! He won’t know what’s hit him after a stretch being Jezz dykes! Only thing he’ll be able to do after is stick a ham baguette up his Thomas crapper!!

by Crowbagoftheday October 14, 2021

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wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

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