musty crusty rat

literally you

girl 1: Did you see the person viewing this definitition?
girl 2: Yeah, they are such a musty crusty rat

by #welovemustyrats March 13, 2022

crusty nut meth

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls

ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape

by iasegyufs May 23, 2022

crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella

I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti

by daddypig January 4, 2022

Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

rank crusty terd

A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation

Aw that there is a rank crusty terd

by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017

crusty dick energy

The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.

Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.

This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.

Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?

Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?

by awwwshiiiet March 2, 2022