musty crusty rat

literally you

girl 1: Did you see the person viewing this definitition?
girl 2: Yeah, they are such a musty crusty rat

by #welovemustyrats March 13, 2022

Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

crusty nut meth

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls

ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape

by iasegyufs May 23, 2022

crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella

I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti

by daddypig January 4, 2022

rank crusty terd

A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation

Aw that there is a rank crusty terd

by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017

crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

Crusty ass bitch

The phrase "crusty ass bitch" is a slang term that is generally considered offensive and impolite. It typically includes the word "crusty," which is used to describe someone or something as unpleasant, dirty, or unkempt. The word "bitch" is a derogatory term for a person, often used to insult or criticize them. When used together, "crusty ass bitch" is a disrespectful and vulgar way to refer to someone in a negative manner. It is not appropriate for polite or formal conversations and can be offensive to some people.

"The old lady was such a crusty ass bitch, always complaining about everything and never letting anyone have their own way."

by Vapes123 September 9, 2023