When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
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Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
by lyla1315 February 3, 2015
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Crumpopulus • Crumpo • Crumpocalypse • crumpoid • crumpoliosis • crump • crumpet • crumping • Crumpin • crumpy
by Hans00 August 1, 2015
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I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018
Get the Humpin' the crumpet mug.So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
by FilO1991 January 22, 2025
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