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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older
-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?
by Not good at soccer March 9, 2022
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Cougar

Animal that appears in a Mission to ruin an OHKO-Run of GTA-V
Cougar: *sounds*
Person: There arent Cougars in Missions!
by EmilyChi March 13, 2022
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Cougar Cubbing

When you land a MILF and her daughter at the same time.
Man if cougar cubbing was an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold.
by Speakeasy777 March 29, 2022
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cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
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cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man
Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call
by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 16, 2021
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