connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

Connor Pearce

A fridgid migit who liks anal sex from any dude and has a penis of about 1 inch long (boner).

Connor Pearce is gay!!!

by Tomnomnom October 14, 2011

connor stewart

Connor Stewart is a boy who smashes only the finest of pussys and turns them into kebabs that not even dogs would eat , he is the centre of the earth and pussy.

Connor Stewart fucked me sooooo good 😍

by Connorx January 14, 2016

connor cooper

an annoying person. A failed specimen of the human species.

"you're such a connor cooper..."

by mr bob smith December 6, 2014

Connor Hill

Connor Hill is a butthead. Conner is known as a know it all and a spazzoid. Connor Hill is known as unattractive. Connor Hill is a dick. Connor Hill is an annoy fuck. Connor Hill can't get any girls. Connor Hill is a spazzoid. Connor Hill is as attractive as Donald Trump.

Connor Hill.......fuckin Dil

by Conner Hill May 8, 2018

connor harding

most common nicknames are melt or duck. he has an extremly small penis and he is often pleasured analy by his dad brian.

connor harding i heard that squeezed one out over brian

by eggybread December 7, 2011