Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022
WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro
by christopher naseiro April 08, 2019
christopher oundjian (nick names include, chris, crispy, tubby, fatty mcfatfuck).is 5 foot 11 3/4. tall,funny seems like the perfect guy on the outside but he is also the perfect guy on the inside. with a stomach stronger than a thousand horses and the muscle to fight off a rather large squirrel chris is a man of many things, humour,charm,charisma. but beneath the layers beneath the facade of his everyday life deep down Christopher oundjian is one thing and one thing only. He... is... Rich.
by oundjian22 November 24, 2021
Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083
Christopher Capers Is The Greatest Inflammation Of A Mathematics Teacher He Give Hope And A Belief Of Christ Jesus
by #Lawceyana Cris June 06, 2021
Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023
A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 16, 2025
then my soul saw you and it kinda went oh there you are I’ve been waiting for you to come, and he is a Pisces Sun, Libra moon, sag rising.
by NikkaBytch March 01, 2024