choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
by stresspacito October 15, 2018
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panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.
She panda choked all over the club.
by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020
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Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
by panicphan July 02, 2014
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Sir Toke N' Choke

One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.
Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*
by Sir Toke N' Voke February 24, 2015
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