Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009

Chode Slam

1. Wrestling Move; Jumping off of top rope and slamming your chode on their forehead and or face.

2. Insult

Insult: "You flying Chode Slam!"

by Chode Grinder December 18, 2009

chode

When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...

hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*

by AndrogenAngel June 29, 2011

Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

beef chode

a chode (penis which is wider than it is long) which contains or is made of beef.

Kevin Peca has a beef chode

by Zack and Kevin December 29, 2002

Chode Snufler

To sniff and smuggle a tiny penis (also known as a chode) around.

Guy1: "This guy is a fag. HAH no way he has a chode in his hand. He's sniffing it too."
Guy2: "The proper terminology is Chode Snufler"

by nastynutsac June 14, 2009

Chode Bonger

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

by Jipums August 25, 2009