Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.

I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.

by hariken November 5, 2020

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

pan your chiken

A meaningless threat to use against your son

And the stanimal said im gonna pan your chiken.

by Yeeeyeeeye January 25, 2021

A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

by thepulloutking June 2, 2022