(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009
Get the Salty Water Cannonmug. A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010
Get the Cum Cannon Expressmug. A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!
Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Get the Cadet Snow-Cannonmug. common term for a person who shows lots of anger/grumpiness. When you perceive an angry person complaining or ranting, usually "Grumpy Cannon" is said to annoy/aggrivate them.
The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.
The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.
by Skylarke Van Holdzen February 4, 2005
Get the Grumpy Cannonmug. by AMEOWWWWWWW October 31, 2019
Get the Parker Reid Cannonmug. by FlounderFlound August 11, 2022
Get the Taco Bell's Cannonmug. by watfuvk January 9, 2018
Get the swag cannon 5000mug.