(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009
A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
by HornyTitLicker June 13, 2010
A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!
Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
common term for a person who shows lots of anger/grumpiness. When you perceive an angry person complaining or ranting, usually "Grumpy Cannon" is said to annoy/aggrivate them.
The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.
The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.
"GRUMPY CANNON!" --Andrew
by Skylarke Van Holdzen February 05, 2005
by FlounderFlound August 12, 2022
by watfuvk January 09, 2018
An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
by stall2 March 31, 2017