canadas history 

the act of two consenting adults fondling eachother with a maple leaf soaked in maple syrup, before going to town on eachother with goalie pads, a french to english translation book, and a picture of alan thicke. all of this done while listening to a record of william shatner's spoken word album "The Transformed man"

jim: so, you showed diane a bit aboot canadas history last night eh?

bob: ohh yaaaa, she knows all aboot it now

canadas history by Freida's Boss February 5, 2010

Canadas History 

The act of reclining nude on a chesterfield while seductively licking poutine.

Catherine was studying canadas history and that shit was sloppy!

Canadas History by envia February 5, 2010

Canadas History 

1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping

2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.

3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.

uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.

Canadas History by HighSnowLordofTheBlowLands February 6, 2010

Canadas History 

A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).

Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?

Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.

Canadas History by drrary February 17, 2010

Canadas History 

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold

Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!

Canadas History by TacoMann February 7, 2010

canadas history 

the act of two consenting adults defecating in eachothers respective anus for sexual gratification

After some forplay, we totally gave eachother some canadas history.

canadas history by scubaprezident February 4, 2010

canadas history 

its getting ten men in one room with the Stanley cup,and maple syrup.Its a combination of an orgy,tossing a salad,and some weird porn movie your step-dad showed you when you were 3.I don't think that it should be described.I will only say it's the donkey show of the north

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canadas history by jimmy dean breakfast February 5, 2010