Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.
I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.
by Webastards July 13, 2023
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being a cougar

when you’re a woman who can’t stay away from younger men
“Maybe you should try dating older guys”
Nah, being a cougar is the best”
by Anna Wilogest October 30, 2023
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Cougar-phelia

Older women prefering younger men of course!

I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.

I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!
by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022
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Gilf Cougar

A sexy grandma with a tight ass coochie whose shot the fugg out who likes to party, have fun and who has occasional one night stands with men her sons age!
That Gilf Cougar outta pocket!
by Young Boi hunter March 15, 2017
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Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 18, 2019
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cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails
woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*
by Pineapple89 July 05, 2021
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Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.
A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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