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butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008
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by You dont know me July 10, 2003
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butthole game

A variation of the "penis game" where players progressively yell the word butthole in public locations. The player to yell it the loudest without getting "caught" is declared the winner. A player can also be declared a winner with a "GAME-SET-MATCH"; this is when a player yells the word butthole at such a high caliber and level that it can not be defeated by any other player.
(on a school bus playing butthole game...)

will: butthole
nick: BUTTHOLE
will: BUTTHOLE!
nick: (screaming like a girl) BUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!
martin: game.... set.... match.....
by snare2 February 25, 2009
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Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.
Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
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hamburger butthole

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef
Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.
by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010
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Butthole Magic

Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.
Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!

Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee

ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic

Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!
by TERDNUGENT August 26, 2013
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butthole beefcurtains

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.
Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.
by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008
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