While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.
Variation: Oral Piñata
Variation: Oral Piñata
by JR DB December 16, 2009
Get the Swing batter, Swing mug.A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.
by Benbow September 7, 2007
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1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
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Get the buttery mug.To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*
by Karlsberg June 21, 2008
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Get the buttery mug.In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.
There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.
by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006
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