pickle bagger

an old hooker from south texas.

there is a pickle bagger on the corner.

by sean micheal April 21, 2007

douche baggery

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010

French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.

"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."

by itothean511 January 27, 2011

pot banger

when your drunken roommate and his friends wake you up by cooking food and banging pots when they come home from a long night.

I was sound asleep till these pot bangers should up at 3 a.m.

by squatchman October 2, 2012

Street Banger

Taking a poo outdoors (on the streets)

I was in the club busting for a shit but someone was in the cubicle so I had to take a street banger

by Barnyboi June 17, 2013

Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.

Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.

by Punditos Maximos October 26, 2015

floyd the barber

A word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just "Floyd". This phrase originated from a song by the band Nirvana

She knew she was with Floyd the Barber as soon as she saw the van.

by Hockey16 May 31, 2017