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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 27, 2025
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hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"
by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025
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Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".
Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025
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Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah
I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda
by Offical_Balda February 24, 2025
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