Bald

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021

bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023