Boyfriend Horny

A girl, for such - who is a massive simp yet doesn't have the courage to ask anyone out. This girl simps a lot, and finds most people attractive (of which is male)

Jessica: Oh my god, Rhianna sent me so many snaps on how boyfriend horny she is
Brittany: Gosh she is so desperate

by mistake.exe March 16, 2021

Group boyfriend

The group boyfriend is the guy in the friend group who fills the role of the “boyfriend” to all the girls in the group. He will hold purses when the group goes out, help get all the girls home safe, help with things around the house, etc. Pretty much does everything a boyfriend would without anything being romantic to the whole friend group.

Sarah: I really need help with building that shelf this weekend.
Jane: Just ask Cody, he is basically the group boyfriend after all.

Grace: I love how Logan buys most of our drinks when we go out, he is the best group boyfriend!

by Simpleflower11 April 1, 2022

backyard boyfriend

a boyfriend who lives in a guest house in your backyard.

i could be your backyard boyfriend. you could come visit me any time you like.

by Brian St. November 15, 2020

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019

book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

boyfriend cunt

An insult describing a person who always favours their better half over their friends or previous hobbies. A person obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend and has nothing else to talk about, the partner always being the hidden agenda. Also known as girlfriend cunt.

I never see Sally these days she has turned into a right boyfriend cunt!

by Maggie1 June 29, 2014