Arse Frank

When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.

Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..

by Ru H. May 20, 2008

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

arse munch

someone who is a disliked fool

"that man just flicked his cigarette into that school yard..what an arse munch!"

by mashcamo February 28, 2010

arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.

PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."

by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011