Arse Sick

Reffering to extemely messy shits, that when you look down beneath yourself, theres nothing but a bowl of chundered mess.

Deano:"Oooh mate, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
Luke:" Why not mate?"
Deano:" Well I was just sick out of my arse!!"
Luke:" Ergh Deano! Its OK mate, I've been there 2."

by Andrew Dean May 13, 2005

bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.

Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.

by MyMom January 24, 2013

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Yam arse

Yam arse

An butt that is perfect, looks and taste so good. Amazing like a sweet potato (yam).

Boy: There she is she's so hot. Little yam arse.

Boy 2: yam arse?

Boy: yes, like a sweet potato. Perfection.

by Love her October 28, 2013

Arse-sonist

An.ass-maniac.who.rapidly.fucks.her mate's ass,enough for friction to set in.

"If you know a kind of person like that,he's probably an Arse-sonist"

by sir mix-alot September 13, 2007