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Arse Sick

Reffering to extemely messy shits, that when you look down beneath yourself, theres nothing but a bowl of chundered mess.
Deano:"Oooh mate, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
Luke:" Why not mate?"
Deano:" Well I was just sick out of my arse!!"
Luke:" Ergh Deano! Its OK mate, I've been there 2."
by Andrew Dean May 13, 2005
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lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.
How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.
by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016
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bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
by MyMom January 24, 2013
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Dumb Arse

Any Albert
Hey there’s a dumb arse behind you. Oh it’s Albert!
by ohyikes August 12, 2020
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Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed
“Mate you are Gollum arsed
by Stayout March 15, 2019
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Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!
by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017
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Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump
My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.
by ravenutter September 8, 2013
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