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Emily

Usually the awkward child, even considered the ginger out of the group. Speaks in its own special dialect called "em-lay". Also enjoys mourning the loss of trees and small animals. Usual uses peer pressure to obtain a giggle snort. Also own imaginary unicorn with flying bunny companions. Always wearing a peace sign. ALWAYS. And never is associated with footwear. Does not enjoy being "mainstream" with the current group she is associated with. Yet oddly enjoys the musical prowess of Justin Bieber and always wanted to date Micheal Jackson. Usually causes others to enter a state of depression by pointing and in some cases laughing. yet is supposed to be trustworthy. Indecisive and never outspoken. Never tans, just spawns more freckles. Excludes other members of the group.
by Mrboxcup July 3, 2011
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a wretched witch who has devoted her life to killing people, she finds pleasure in making cats explode and lives in a futuristic world inside of her mentally handicapped brain. She has no limbs and therefore cries and is very emotional but she has a special power to make anything she wants explode. she especially hates cows, but killed them all off, so she hires those who will paint cats to look like cows so she can kill them.
wow that cat was messed up from an emily.

an emily lets walk the other way.

emily is a dynamite.
by ano151 January 27, 2014
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That that girl such a Emily.
by I'm I'm Ur dad November 11, 2015
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The biggest pothead you’ll ever meet.
“Hi I’m Emily and I’m going to the Electric Forest when I’m 18”
by sexyperson123 July 21, 2018
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IS A FUCKING BITCH. OMG she stands up for everyone but stabs them in the back right after. She clings on to this one boy named Cooper but he obviously hates her. But oh well let the bitch be a bitch and having to die with it. Maybe if someone gave her a little breath mint than she might be a little cool. She is a fat slut that wants every boy in the school especially any guy named Liam. She likes boys with missing teeth and in her grade she likes chocolate too much but she needs to try and give up that shit for lent or something cos she is getting really fat and no one likes a fat whore. And she watches animal sex to turn her on but her favourite is lizard sex.
Dude did you see Emily?
Yeah she's such a fucking slut
Haha Johnny said that he'd fuck her
Lol he'd like that
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I hate emily
by Sassy1750 January 24, 2015
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Don't trust her. She will act all sweet then once you are close to her for no reason she will turn on you. If you date her ex(which is only one person) she will do everything she can to try and break you up. She is a fake backstabbing bitch.
"Dude, she totally did a full out Emily on me."
by kjfksjgdkjhg October 26, 2012
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